Teacher: Do you know what comes after 69?
Little Boy: Yes ma'am, mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out.
kaitlinloehmer asked: Hey girly how are you?:P we need to hang soon!
Anonymous asked: you kind of look stupid when you say 'get on my level' on fb.
Rhymes I made(:
Andrew my love Slip it in like a glove You can go fast Just make it last Make be moan your name I promise to do the same We can do it how ever you’d like I’d ride you like a bike All night long, just to please my baby. I know you crave me Don’t deny it, come over here and try it.
"The reason it hurts so much to separate is...
siljayrunsthis: ~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.– The Notebook (via Twitter)
Honestly, you’re so stupid and haven’t changed one bit.
Yeah, you’re back. But I feel like your using me.
thepapacyisawesome: Jimmy Durante - I’ll Be...