July 2011
Teacher: Do you know what comes after 69?
Little Boy: Yes ma'am, mouthwash.
Teacher: Get out.
June 2011
kaitlinloehmer asked: Hey girly how are you?:P we need to hang soon!
Anonymous asked: you kind of look stupid when you say 'get on my level' on fb.
Rhymes I made(:
Andrew my love
Slip it in like a glove
You can go fast
Just make it last
Make be moan your name
I promise to do the same
We can do it how ever you’d like
I’d ride you like a bike
All night long, just to please my baby.
I know you crave me
Don’t deny it, come over here and try it.
"The reason it hurts so much to separate is...
siljayrunsthis:
~Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook
“The hardest thing in life is letting go of what you thought was real.”
– The Notebook (via Twitter)
Honestly, you’re so stupid and haven’t changed one bit.
Yeah, you’re back. But I feel like your using me.
thepapacyisawesome:
Jimmy Durante - I’ll Be...
